Dear A,

We’re going to movie night, you know.

We’ll sit with friends and watch the show.

Love, Mommy, Daddy, Brother, and Sister

(Alt version based on reality, if not rules of grammar:

We’re going to movie night, you see.

So you’ll yell and jump like you’re crazy.

Your brother and sister will follow your lead

and your parents will wish that they had ‘flee-ed’.)